Secret Service Jokes

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Chelsea Jokes More Chelsea Jokes

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

What's the difference between a woman's argument and a knife?

A knife has a point.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why did Hillary go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

Secret Service Agent Jokes More Secret Service Agent Jokes

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

He's the stiff one.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.