Secret Service Jokes

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Al Gore Jokes More Al Gore Jokes

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

He's the stiff one.

What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?

Grade six.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's the hottest part of a room?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

Sorry this is only a four star hotel.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?

She was trying to get ahead!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

What does a black person get for Christmas?

Your bike.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether