Secret Service Jokes

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

Private School Jokes More Private School Jokes

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

Law Enforcement Agency Jokes More Law Enforcement Agency Jokes

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman?

Pls help.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

Donald Duck Jokes More Donald Duck Jokes

Why was Donald Duck arrested?

He was high on quack.

Who's no chicken?

Donald Duck.