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What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

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What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7, according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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Why is Peter Pan always flying around?

Because he can never never land

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

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Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

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What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.