What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

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Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

What would you call a Chinese based arm of Isis?

Ricesis

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Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

Why is Peter Pan always flying around?

Because he can never never land

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What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

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What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

What happens after it rains in gotham city?

A waynebow.