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What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What is the oldest red wine?

They took our Land!

Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards out of boats?

Because if they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat.

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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

Gotham City Jokes More Gotham City Jokes

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

What happens after it rains in gotham city?

A waynebow.