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Tamagotchi Jokes

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite pet?

Tamagotchi

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What do you call a Five Guys restaurant in Africa?

3 Guys

What do German women's lingerie and Africa have in common?

Ze-bras!