Tamagotchi Jokes

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's something that's true, real and lives in the dirty south?

A Trillbilly!

What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face?

A mousetache.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause