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What's Stephen Hawking's favorite pet?

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What do they call the lottery in Africa?

Celebrity adoption.

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What do you call a bird that lives underground?

A mynah bird!

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout