Tamagotchi Jokes

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite pet?

Tamagotchi

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Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is