Why is Instagram not working?

But "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Who run the world?

Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar.

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

Because they all refused to make sandwiches.

Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

What do you call a picture of Simon Pegg's brother?

JPEG

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

Instagram Jokes More Instagram Jokes

Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

What do you call a reliable coke dealer?

Instagram