Disk Jokes

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

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Height Jokes More Height Jokes

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

Why don't Mexicans have barbeques?

The beans keep slipping through the grill.

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

Pepe Jokes More Pepe Jokes

How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

Volume Jokes More Volume Jokes

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue.