Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

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What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

She kicked the bucket!

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

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Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

What part of the road is always crying?

The breakdown lane.

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What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!