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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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What happened to the road?

Depressions.

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

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What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!