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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

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What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!