Because it was too chicken!
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant!
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
In a bucket.
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
Removed
Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte
