Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside.

How do dinosaurs like their chicken?

RAWWWWWWWW!!!!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower!

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!