Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call too many chickens on a farm?

A cluster cluck.

Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?

A Kong - vict!