Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

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Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!