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Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

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What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

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Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

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What's a Rastafarian's favorite Star Wars character?

Jah Jah Binks

What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars?

Waba Fett

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How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

To promote off-shore drilling.