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Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

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What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

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How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch.

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

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What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

What's missing from Star Wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

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How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

To promote off-shore drilling.