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Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

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How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

What do troll mathematicians like to solve?

Parabolems?

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What's better than watching a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

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What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

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Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

To promote off-shore drilling.