How is a rabbit similar to a plum?

They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

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How is a rabbit like a plum?

They're both purple except for the rabbit.

What do elephants and plums have in common?

Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.