How is a rabbit similar to a plum?

They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

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How is a rabbit like a plum?

They're both purple except for the rabbit.

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"