How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

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How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

Deleted

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How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron?

Purple circle.

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What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

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How many /r/ users does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.

How do you tell jokes?

Repost

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

How do you tell if you're a real gangster?

Take a blud test OC

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Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

How do the French Train for War?

The 100 Meter Sprint