OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
A fish!
None. They like it on the dark side.
They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.
Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.
Seven.
1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound
3 in 1
So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.
Sorry, repost
OC It was her sole comfort.
OC He looked inside Santa's sack.
1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!