How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

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How many political idealists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, political idealists can't change anything.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

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What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit?

Redditors.

What's a Redditor's favorite food?

Copy pasta! I'm so sorry

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What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a picture of Jesus Christ?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ

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What's older than sand?

The reposts on reddit.

What's the only thing worse than a worm in your apple?

Reposts

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What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

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How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.