What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

Spit, sallow, and gargle.

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

What do you call pizza that isn't yours?

Impersonal pizza

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What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

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How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four