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What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you make a rabbit fast?

Don't feed it.

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4