What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster?

The train got windows

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

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Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.