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What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree?

The pizza can feed a family of four.