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What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

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Who burped at the big bad wolf?

Little Rude Riding Hood!

What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

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What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

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What does a footballer and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks!

What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.