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What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening!

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What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

What's the opposite of evening?

Unevening.

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What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening!

What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even...