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What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

Karma chameleon

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How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

What do you call a Hindu lizard?

A karma chameleon

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Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

What's the stupidest, most useless comment that can still earn you some karma?

This

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What are Hindus' favorite flowers?

Reincarnations!

Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.

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Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

What is OHM's Law?

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What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

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An impasta

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Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

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What did the redditor say to the repost?

Upvote!

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

Karma chameleon

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Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

What sits down but doesn't get back up?

A redditor.

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When the zombies want Twisties! take a look on this zombies viral video, serious feedback please :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?

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What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*