Karma chameleon
He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
Reincarnations!
Swishnu
During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.
Redditors.
3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.
Dead.
Hahaharvard
Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.
If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.
A francophony
Ask him/her to pronounce unionized
A dank statement.
To the morgue.
Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.