Karma chameleon
He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!
Buddha.
A messed up system of karma
The laundromat.
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
Because they got no beef.
Her diode starts flashing green.
OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
The real joke is always in the comments!
You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike
Doesn't matter... must not look down..
A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.
Social netwerking
Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any
Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.