Ze Jokes

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

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Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

What do you call a clown that gives you flowers?

A Romantic Jester!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

Why didnt the Asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

German Jokes More German Jokes

Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

Invade Jokes More Invade Jokes

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

Ze German Jokes More Ze German Jokes

Ze Shade Jokes More Ze Shade Jokes

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

Ze Hoegaarden.