2+ Funny Ze Jokes - Curious Supply

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

March Jokes More March Jokes

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

Why was General Yoda afraid of April?

Because March, April May.

Champ Jokes More Champ Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

Promiscuous Girl Jokes More Promiscuous Girl Jokes

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

Ze Hoegaarden.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

Invade Jokes More Invade Jokes

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

Ze Shade Jokes More Ze Shade Jokes

Ze Jokes

What do you call a corny joke?

Love

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