Ze Jokes

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

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Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Recipe Jokes More Recipe Jokes

Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes?

Because she lost the recipe.

Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?

She couldn't find the recipe.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flies by when you don't?

There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).

Champ Jokes More Champ Jokes

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

Ze German Jokes More Ze German Jokes

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

When a plant is sad, what do other plants do?

Photosympathize