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Why did the banana bruise?

Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

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What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

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Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why are Holocaust jokes never clean?

Because they're full of Germans.

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

The cow fell on her.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.