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What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

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What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?

The roller ghosted.

What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

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What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

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Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

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What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

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What do you call a religious guy from Belgium?

Ned Flanders

Why is there very little honey in Belgium?

Because there is only one B in Belgium

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Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.