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Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO

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Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What did the French baker ghost said?

BOO! Langerieeee!

What's a young birds favourite game?

BEAK A BOO!

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.