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Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO

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Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What do you call a shape that's always worried?

A paranoid. (Wooo maths jokes)

What do you call a phallic shaped potato?

A dictator.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue