Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO

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What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.

Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO

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What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

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How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo