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Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO

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Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What's the book of socially prominent monsters?

The Book of who's Boo.

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.