Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO

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Who's there! Boo! Boo who?

Just Boo! I'm a ghost!

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

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Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.