Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO

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Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

What does a zen ghost say?

Boo, duh...

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How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

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What do you call a ghost that stays out all night?

Afresh air freak.

What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole