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Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

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How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

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Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.