Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

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What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

Why was Phil Collins......never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.