Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

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How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

What did the number 0 say to the number 8?

Nice belt.

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What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

Why was Phil Collins......never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.