What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!

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What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

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What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"