What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!

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Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

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Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

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What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.