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What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

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What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

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What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself?

A high-jacker.

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Why doesn't Superman watch Game of Thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

Snowboarder Jokes More Snowboarder Jokes

What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"