What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

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What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

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What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

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Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!