What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!

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What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

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Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

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What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!

What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.