What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere

City Jokes More City Jokes

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit?

Osaka.

Waffle Jokes More Waffle Jokes

Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.

What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout