How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

Why do men like blonde jokes?

Because they can understand them.

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What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

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Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.