How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.