How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?

Not all men.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!

What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.