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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a pen with no hair?

A bald point!

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.