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Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What a plates scared off?

Ebowla.

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.