Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

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What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What was the dog doing on the turnpike?

About seven miles an hour.

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What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

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Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

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How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.