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Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog sleep on the chandelier?

Because he was a light sleeper.

What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

What do people hate about CEOs of big internet companies?

They act too paowerful

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

How do you scare away a Vestiphobic?

Say "Shoo".

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog