Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

Because it's their sen-pais

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.