Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

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Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

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It wanted to get off its ash.

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Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

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You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.