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Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

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He turned on the UV light in the Holodeck.

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Yes, but don’t turn it on.

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He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

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Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

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Hose A and Hose B.

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Hose.

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Fire truck.

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.