Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

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Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into... GHOST.

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I'm turning over a new leaf.

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Because they have a claus in their contract.

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Parents.

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Jose and Hose B.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.