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Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

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They default in our stars

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Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

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I pull out of both of them.

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Hose A and Hose B

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You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

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Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?