What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Why must judges learn to spell well?

They must follow the letter of the law.

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

Outlaw Jokes More Outlaw Jokes

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

When is an outlaw neither left-handed nor right-handed?

When he's red-handed.