How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going?

It's tiring.

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Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

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When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.