How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going?

It's tiring.

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How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

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What's so funny?

Asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

Why don't you play with your friends?

He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'