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How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going?

It's tiring.

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How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Why didn't Barbie and Ken's relationship work out?

Because Ken always came in another box.

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What does the sterile man say when asked if he's gonna get neutered?

Vas the deferens?

How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant?

When you ask them "2+2 is?":