How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going?

It's tiring.

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What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"