A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...
Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.
Me: I didn't see you coming!
