What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

The Crime Rate!

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What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.