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What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

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What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

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What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

How do you get girls?

Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.