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What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

The Crime Rate!

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What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

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What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

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Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

How do you lower the crime rate?

Give the criminals badges.