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What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

The Crime Rate!

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What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

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What do you call weed grown in a ceramic container?

Pothead plants.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.