What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

The Crime Rate!

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What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me Elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

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What did Thomas Jefferson grow?

Old.

Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

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How do you lower the crime rate?

Give the criminals badges.

What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

The Crime Rate!