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What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

The Crime Rate!

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What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on an Organ.

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What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

Old

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

How do you lower the crime rate?

Give the criminals badges.