What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

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What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

Where does Bran Stark keep his things?

Hold all and howdoor

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How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

How do you get girls?

Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.

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What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

Whats the difference between a duck?

One foots both the same!