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What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

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What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

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What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

Nophiltrum

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!