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What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

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What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

Spits*

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

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What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?

Bunnylingus!

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.