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What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

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Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

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What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.