When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"

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What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

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Why do I need the life vest?

Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one.

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.

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Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"