When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"

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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Zero, because none of them knows how to

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How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"

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Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po