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When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you "so how good was the movie?

When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "

What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move