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When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How heavy is a photon?

I don't know, but it's probably light-weight

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

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Who's there! Chair! Chair who?

Chair you go again asking more questions!

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

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Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on?

Because they carry guns instead

Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man