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When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

How was work?

Flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

How did Stevie Wonder respond when asked how he coped with being blind?

At least I'm not black.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is