When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"

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How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

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The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

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What is she doing?

The pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

How long have you had this problem?

The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

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How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I () can't () understand () your accent ().

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Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.