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How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: *rocks boat* Her: Hey! Me: *rocks faster* Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea?

A catameringue!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why don't you do the same?

Dad - "How can I I barely know her!"

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was too bright in here anyway.

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Click here to find out!

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.