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How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you deal with ignorant people?

I really don't know.

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks