How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.