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How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a secret!

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!