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How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

How do they know what that is?

This movie doesn't seem very realistic, you guys.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

Where do lightbulbs die?

Offswitch.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!