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Why was everyone mad after the annual animal race?

Because the winner was a cheetah

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Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

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Who was the winner of the first Tour De France?

The Wehrmacht Tank division.

What did the winner of the not moving contest get?

Atrophy