Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
They don't like triggers
I think I'll just hang around.
Bar-B-Q-t but I think you're even cuter!
Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.
Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.
Oops.
He heard the film had dogfighting scenes
Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it
Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one
One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg
Coma-toes.
You ride -- I'll go on foot.
Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.
A co-Bra!
Republicans weren't off of work yet.
