Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
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They don't like triggers
In the cow-boose.
It burns too easily
Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.
Six foot force
You push it
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
About as West as Taylor
I'm a Taylor too.
Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)
Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide
You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"
Because their aims are white up my street
A handgun only has one trigger.
A feminist
The police found it easier than arresting her.
