Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
They don't like triggers
Crucifried
He's always nailed to the boards....
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Turn it around.
30 of them are triggered every second
You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.
Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.
I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)
I said I'm an orphan.
AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.
He left his foot on the accelerator.
Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.
So they can do math
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.
