What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

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What is Tumblr's favourite branch of maths?

Trigger-nometry...

What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

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What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.