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What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

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What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline

What do guns and feminists have in common?

They are very loud when triggered.

Postman Jokes More Postman Jokes

What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.