Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops?

Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog.

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What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

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Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.

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Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...