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Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

What is the difference between a millennial and a gun?

A gun only has one trigger.

Ptsd Jokes More Ptsd Jokes

Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.

What do you call math that gives you PTSD?

Triggernometry

Sovereign Citizen Jokes More Sovereign Citizen Jokes

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.