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Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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What is the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

Ptsd Jokes More Ptsd Jokes

What do you call math that gives you PTSD?

Triggernometry

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

Sovereign Citizen Jokes More Sovereign Citizen Jokes

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.