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Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

What sound does a Baroque chicken make?

Bach Bach Bach Bach

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

How do your trigger a SJW?

Oops.

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

Ptsd Jokes More Ptsd Jokes

What do you call math that gives you PTSD?

Triggernometry

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

Sovereign Citizen Jokes More Sovereign Citizen Jokes

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

What's the world's most dangerous city?

Electricity