Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Where does light go to jail?

Prism

How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

Why are feminists so good at Street Fighter V?

Because they are always V-triggered

What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

Ptsd Jokes More Ptsd Jokes

What do you call math that gives you PTSD?

Triggernometry

Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.

Sovereign Citizen Jokes More Sovereign Citizen Jokes

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.