What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

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Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

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Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

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What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

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What do you call a gaming double entendre?

A Ninutendo

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

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What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

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What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus