What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

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Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

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How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

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What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

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How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

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What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

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What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans