Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?

He was pushing the right trigger.

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Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

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What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

What does a gamer say when he get married?

GG.

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What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?

A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.