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Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

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What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

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Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

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What do you call the teacher who's late?

Mister bus

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

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How do Singaporean swimmers get educated?

Joseph schooling

What's an educated hole in the wall?

A wisecrack.

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Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?

He was pushing the right trigger.