It wasn't her job to educate people.
If most people leave before shooting starts.
Type O positive people.
Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder
He wasn't koalafied!
Vaporeon
He had a problem with his hamstring.
Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'
A wisecrack.
Duck tapes
He was pushing the right trigger.
