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Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

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Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

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Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

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Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

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Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

What does the educated owl say?

Whom

Tumblrina Jokes More Tumblrina Jokes

Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?

He was pushing the right trigger.

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.