Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good.

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

Educate Jokes More Educate Jokes

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

What's an educated hole in the wall?

A wisecrack.

Tumblrina Jokes More Tumblrina Jokes

What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?

A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?

He was pushing the right trigger.