March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey, dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

Previous Random Joke Next
Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

Duck Tape Jokes More Duck Tape Jokes

What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

How do birds record their songs?

On duck tape!

Educate Jokes More Educate Jokes

What's an educated hole in the wall?

A wisecrack.

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

Scrooge Mc Duck Jokes More Scrooge Mc Duck Jokes

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey, dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.