Educate Jokes

How do Singaporean swimmers get educated?

Joseph schooling

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What is the most well educated type of nut?

Macademia.

How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey, dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

What does the educated owl say?

Whom

What's an educated hole in the wall?

A wisecrack.

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Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

Duck Tape Jokes More Duck Tape Jokes

How do birds record their songs?

On duck tape!

What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What is Black, White and Red all over?

My English Monologue Draft...

Why are teenage girls so much better at English than boys?

Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.

Gender Study Jokes More Gender Study Jokes

Claim Jokes More Claim Jokes

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.