Educate Jokes

How do Singaporean swimmers get educated?

Joseph schooling

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

What is the most well educated type of nut?

Macademia.

How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey, dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

What does the educated owl say?

Whom

What's an educated hole in the wall?

A wisecrack.

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

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Phd Jokes More Phd Jokes

What's the difference between a PhD in math and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four

What do you call a PHD in religious studies?

Gods doctor.

Locomotive Driver Jokes More Locomotive Driver Jokes

How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

Scrooge Mc Duck Jokes More Scrooge Mc Duck Jokes

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey, dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Whats with the wheel on your john?

The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

Ba Jokes More Ba Jokes

What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Duck Tape Jokes More Duck Tape Jokes

How do birds record their songs?

On duck tape!

What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!