Educate Jokes

How do Singaporean swimmers get educated?

Joseph schooling

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What is the most well educated type of nut?

Macademia.

How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey, dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

What does the educated owl say?

Whom

What's an educated hole in the wall?

A wisecrack.

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

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Nobel Prize Jokes More Nobel Prize Jokes

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

Scrooge Mc Duck Jokes More Scrooge Mc Duck Jokes

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey, dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Gender Study Jokes More Gender Study Jokes

What do gender studies graduates commonly say?

Would you like fries with that

Ma Jokes More Ma Jokes

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

Young Girl Jokes More Young Girl Jokes

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.