Educate Jokes

How do Singaporean swimmers get educated?

Joseph schooling

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

What is the most well educated type of nut?

Macademia.

How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey, dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

What does the educated owl say?

Whom

What's an educated hole in the wall?

A wisecrack.

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

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Claim Jokes More Claim Jokes

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

Dear Watson Jokes More Dear Watson Jokes

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

Gender Study Jokes More Gender Study Jokes

What do gender studies graduates commonly say?

Would you like fries with that

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

Education Jokes More Education Jokes

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

What did one nut say to the other?

Nut-thing!....

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

Ma Jokes More Ma Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"