Educate Jokes

How do Singaporean swimmers get educated?

Joseph schooling

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

What is the most well educated type of nut?

Macademia.

How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey, dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

What does the educated owl say?

Whom

What's an educated hole in the wall?

A wisecrack.

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

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Dear Watson Jokes More Dear Watson Jokes

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language?

Anticlimactic

Somalia Jokes More Somalia Jokes

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

Scrooge Mc Duck Jokes More Scrooge Mc Duck Jokes

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey, dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer get an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

Ba Jokes More Ba Jokes

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.