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Educate Jokes

How do Singaporean swimmers get educated?

Joseph schooling

$Your Age Is Only Math$

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

What is the most well educated type of nut?

Macademia.

How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey, dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

What does the educated owl say?

Whom

What's an educated hole in the wall?

A wisecrack.

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

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How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

Ma Jokes More Ma Jokes

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What's the best sport to learn when you are moving?

Boxing

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

Learning from your mistakes.

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

Duck Tape Jokes More Duck Tape Jokes

How do birds record their songs?

On duck tape!

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey, dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

Singaporean Jokes More Singaporean Jokes

How do Singaporean swimmers get educated?

Joseph schooling

What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

Big Brudder is watching you

Gender Study Jokes More Gender Study Jokes

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

What do gender studies graduates commonly say?

Would you like fries with that