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What subject are snakes good at school?

Hiss-tory!

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How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...

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What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

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What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!