Duck Tape Jokes

What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

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How do birds record their songs?

On duck tape!

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey, dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Scrooge Mc Duck Jokes More Scrooge Mc Duck Jokes

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey, dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs?

Because it was haulin' oats.

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

Duct Tape Jokes More Duct Tape Jokes

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What cheese is used to block online streaming?

Edam

What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used?

Your mom.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew