Duck Tape Jokes

What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

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How do birds record their songs?

On duck tape!

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey, dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Scrooge Mc Duck Jokes More Scrooge Mc Duck Jokes

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey, dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

Duct Tape Jokes More Duct Tape Jokes

What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

Educate Jokes More Educate Jokes

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

What does the educated owl say?

Whom

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)