Duck Tape Jokes

What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

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How do birds record their songs?

On duck tape!

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey, dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

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What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

How do birds record their songs?

On duck tape!

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What does the educated owl say?

Whom

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey, dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

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What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

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What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

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What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

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Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.