Duck tape!
On duck tape!
Duck tapes
They were selling quack in the park.
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.
A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!
He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton
I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song
Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door
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Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)
It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"
A well educated Barista
Macademia.
Imgrrrrrrr
Electricity.
They love to swim in gold coins.