Word,yo.
On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.
Olay.
Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)
Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'
19yo niece: ... Me: ... 19yo niece: ... Me: "I'm sorry."
One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.
Dood
Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)
Challah!
Because they can't remember the lyrics
It forgot the lyrics.