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Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

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Semtex.

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"