Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

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What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.