Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

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Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

Whats an owl say?

Quien?

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What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

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What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.