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Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

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What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

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Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One's really heavy and the others a little lighter!

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

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Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

What is the best thing about liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.