He ate a 5 year old weiner
He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)
He thought they had delivery service.
A Sandy Hook Survivor
5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
He dumped his girlfriend.
I'm not letting you cook dinner again
Because NE-coli.
