He ate a 5 year old weiner
Because 7 ate 9
He ate it before it was cool.
They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".
Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry
A flat minor
He dumped his girlfriend
I'm not letting you cook dinner again
