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How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

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Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

Food Poisoning Jokes More Food Poisoning Jokes

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.