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What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

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What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

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What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!

Capitalism Jokes More Capitalism Jokes

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

Communism Jokes More Communism Jokes

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.