What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?

They both only work with a chain on.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers.

How ugly was she?

Paper or plasic?

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

Communism Jokes More Communism Jokes

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.