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What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

Communism Jokes More Communism Jokes

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.