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What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What did one Pencil say to the other?

Your looking Sharp!

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

Communism Jokes More Communism Jokes

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism