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What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Communism Jokes More Communism Jokes

What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.