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How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

He's afraid of the draft.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

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When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!