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What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

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Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?

Because they kept droning on and on!

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.