How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

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How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

What starts with r and ends with d?

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How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

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What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

How can that be?

I am an adult, I have adult knees.