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How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

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How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

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What do the Welsh like to do in their private time?

Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke.

How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!

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What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit?

You don't.

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

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How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old