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What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs.

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What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

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What about that rad drum?

Little Drummer Boy: No Mary: Get out

What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN