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What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs.

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What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

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What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.