What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs.

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What has four legs and several fins?

A happy bear!

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

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When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!