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What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

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What about that rad drum?

Little Drummer Boy: No Mary: Get out

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.