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What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs.

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What do you call a cookie without legs?

A cookie

Why are snakes hard to fool?

They have no legs to pull!

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Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.