How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

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How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything

Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

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