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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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None. Darkness foreverrrr!

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.