How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I've got this neat candle holder...

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw

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Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

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Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

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What's a redditors worst fear?

OC

How do you test a saltshaker?

You call in a redditor.

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What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.