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How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

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How many dead memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one.

How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many /r/jokes reposts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Apparently a lot, because that lightbulb still isn't screwed in.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How do you disappoint a redditor?

Repost

What's the meanest thing someone's ever said to you?

Oh, you're a redditor?

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why am I not asleep?

He thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.