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How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

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How many Mizzou students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whys the lightbulb got to be white!*

How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

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How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

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Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

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What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

How to annoy a Redditor?

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How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.