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How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

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What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

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How much less could you care?

Coworker: I don't get it. Me: I noticed.

How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

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How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

How many redditors does it take to repost a joke?

About four.

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What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...